When I was like 5 my friend told me that a prostitute was someone who sold ice cream ! Submitted By: 9buz on October 1, 2013 0 0 4619
Marilyn Monroe - In future, females will take my quotes out of context in order to justify their actions. Submitted By: 9buz on October 1, 2013 0 0 6269
Lisa Simpson - I pick up books like you pick up beers ! Homer Simpson - Then, you have a serious reading problem Submitted By: 9buz on October 1, 2013 0 0 7093
He was a tricycle driver for 20 years and has donated 350,000 Renminbi to support the education of 300 students who live in poverty Submitted By: 9buz on October 1, 2013 0 0 5269
Not Will Farrell - The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight, so I thought I'd tweet this while I wait for the water to boil Submitted By: 9buz on October 1, 2013 0 0 6626
One day, someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else. Submitted By: 9buz on September 30, 2013 0 0 8188
Squirrel Drops Nut, Looks Absolutely Devastated (PHOTO) Submitted By: 9buz on September 30, 2013 0 0 4656
Two men walk into a bar. One orders H2O. The other says „I'll have H2O too“. The second man dies. Submitted By: 9buz on September 30, 2013 0 0 9019
Talking to your Bestfriend is sometimes all the therapy you need Submitted By: 9buz on September 30, 2013 0 0 7107
